Basic Hygiene - Bathroom Animal

Actual company e-mail. Forwarded by a friend of WHATISWWP:

Subject: Today's Note
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:32:02 -0500


It has recently come to our attention that there have been a series of abuses in our restroom facilities around disposal of bodily waste. This behavior is unsafe and disrespectful to one's co-workers responsible for facility cleanness, and fellow employees. Without detailing the specifics of the abuses, be assured that this
aberrant behavior is being actively investigated and appropriate discipline will take place.

The Employees Assistance Program (EAP) is always available to assist in Work/Life balance issues or any other issue that you might need assistance with.

Basic Hygiene: Spitting Redneck

When: Friday March 16, 2007
Time: 4:55pm
Location: Sacramento, CA - El Centro Road

Thanks for spitting every 5 minutes out of your window Mr. cell phone
using, baseball cap wearing redneck from Hayward. Your white Dodge
4x4 truck with CA license plate 7A88883 was nice and clean. Too bad
you were not. You are a disgusting mess. Thank you.

Hi...

Hi,

I don't have much time to post now, but am looking forward to posting! There's a lot wrong with "some" people, for sure!!!

Cheers...

Rod

Overzealous Sports Parent

Event Date: 5.06.06

Location: Walnut Creek, CA

General Description: 40-ish male, about 6’2’’, sunglasses, baseball cap, carrying baseball equipment. Spent the entire pre-game practicing with his son and not talking to anyone. General Neanderthal ex-high school jock living out his shattered sports dreams through his children.

What Happened:

My daughter plays in a tee-ball league for 5 & 6-year-olds. The stated purpose of the league is fun. No score is kept, no outs are called, every player bats each inning. We joined this league to specifically avoid the OSP, and we all signed contracts pledging that we would not be OSPs. On to the game…. First inning, my daughter bats first. The OSP’s son bats second. He hits the ball a mile and rounds first. My daughter runs to second and freezes. Why? Because she’s 5! OSP yells, “Move!” and “Go, go!” to my 5-year-old. He follows this with, “They shouldn’t put a girl in front of him in the lineup.” WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

Bad Driver

Date: 5.10.06

Location: San Francisco, CA - Bay Bridge

Description: Blue Jeep Grand Cheorkee LIC# 3HHE717. Covered with mud and dirt. Driver recklessly swerved to change lanes (without signalling). Almost caused about a 10 car accident.

No recognition whatsoever that he did something wrong.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

What's Wrong With People?

MISSION STATEMENT

The mission of "What's Wrong With People" is simple: Improve the human condition. How do we propose to achieve this goal? Simple. We catalog the inappropriate behavior of people who should know better. Fully-grown, seemingly intelligent adults whose actions are so reprehensible they cause us to say, “WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!” If, through our efforts to publicly shame these individuals, even one person’s behavior is changed, then our mission has been a success. So, browse the site, enjoy yourself, and most of all….be vigilant! We welcome all submissions. Feel free to attach photos or audio clips.

One more thing. If you happen to encounter one of the people profiled on this site, please approach them and say, “Hey, I saw you on What's Wrong With People?!” Power to the people! Good luck, fellow travelers…..


What Is WRONG With These People? Please post examples under the following category headings:


Overzealous Sports Parent

How Rude!

Extremely Arrogant

Get a Sense of Humor!

Learn to Drive!

Does Anyone Follow Directions?

Salespeople

Basic Hygiene

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